Forgot Someone ???

[wildcard]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

[1972 highboy]

i hear ya my friend u nailed it right on the head.

[GHOST]

you dummy.. no wounder your being audited... What bout the all the foreign countries that we give our military protection to??