Why men don't write advice colums

[RedneckTexan]

Dear Walter : I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I
hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave
him.

He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much! , but ever
since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't
go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Anne

Dear Anne: A car stalling after driving a short distance can be caused
by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on
the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these
approaches solve the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
-Walter

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[flyboy2610]

So what's the joke? Sounds like good advice to me.