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Photo on the nightstand

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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another

man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.


'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.



'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.



'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.



'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.



'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.



'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.



'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.



She whispers in his ear:



'That's me before the surgery.'
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:eek: that's just wrong! lol
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i would freak if that happened to me
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There are some things that just aren't funny no matter WHAT!
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