An appology to the Senior Citizens in advance ....

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An appology to the Senior Citizens in advance ....

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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava.
The robber immediately shoots the customer dead, and shouts, "Did anybody else here see my face?"
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him dead also.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before an elderly male voice is heard from a distant corner ...
"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."
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:lolprev: lol That's funny right there, I don't care who you are! lol
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ha ha ha that is great
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An oldie but a goodie
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That is to good :lol:
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