Computers.. Male or Female?

[Negative]

Five reasons to believe computers are female:


1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as
informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then
I'm certainly not going to tell you".


4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for later retrieval.


5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


Five reasons to believe computers are male:


1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.


2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
the time they are the problem.


3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you
had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better
model.


4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them
on.


5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the
night.

[spartman]

AMEN!!!!!!!

[RedneckTexan]

AMEN!!!

[Big Blue 72]

The number one reason females won't use an outdated male computer:



The have no use for a 3.5" floppy.