Mad Wife Disease......
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper
When his wife walked up behind him and whacked
Him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants
Pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,'
She replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura
Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,'
He explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have
Known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ball game on
TV when she walked up and hit him in the head
Again, this time with the iron skillet, which
Knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was
That for?'
She replied.......'Your horse called.'
Mad Wife Disease.
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re: Mad Wife Disease.
good one Tony! he shouldn't have given the horse his number ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_laughing01.gif)
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